1 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:13,880 My stepson, Jake, always had a huge wad of cash on him. 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:19,220 He claimed it was from all the gardening jobs he'd done for people in the 3 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,200 neighborhood, but I had my suspicion. 4 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:44,340 Later, Mom. 5 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,460 Have a great day at work. 6 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:59,000 But when I found a $500 check from Angelica Smith to Jake tucked 7 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,720 in our mail, it all started adding up. 8 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,920 is Angelica Smith writing you a $500 check? 9 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,420 Where did you get that? Are you selling pot again? 10 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:23,559 What? No. 11 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,640 So then why is she writing you a $500 check and don't tell me it's for pulling 12 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,640 some bitch's weeds? 13 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,380 Trust me, you don't want to know. 14 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:32,720 Oh, you bet I do. 15 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:34,600 It's for eating pussy. 16 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,980 I'm sorry, what did you say? 17 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:41,040 It's for eating pussy. 18 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:42,940 Apparently I'm skilled. 19 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,600 That's very funny. 20 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:45,798 I'm serious. 21 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,800 Word's gotten out. 22 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,120 All the moms would hit me up to mow their lawn and eat their snacks. 23 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:51,980 So you're hooking? 24 00:01:52,340 --> 00:01:53,960 No, they don't pay me for the sex. 25 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:59,600 They just hit me for good service after I'd tipped them for the job. 26 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,660 Well, that would explain why all the women at Bridge Club have been asking 27 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:05,660 you lately. 28 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,220 Yeah, what can I say? 29 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:10,360 I'm skilled. 30 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,040 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a shower. 31 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,740 I knew it was wrong. 32 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:10,820 There was something so hot knowing women were so satisfied with their oral 33 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:17,780 skills. At the same time, I hated how they reaped the 34 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:23,020 benefits of good sex while I had to stay home and satisfy myself. 35 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,680 But the frustration couldn't go on forever. 36 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:29,900 Eventually, I'd have to confront this. 37 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,500 The feeling's bubbling up inside. 38 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,120 What? 39 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,340 You know... 40 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:04,830 Not in any way do I approve of what you're doing for work. I didn't realize 41 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:05,830 needed your approval. 42 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:12,930 Well, that being said, your father hasn't done certain things for 43 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:14,330 me in a really long time. 44 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:16,269 Like what? Eat your pussy? 45 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:17,910 Watch your mouth. 46 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:20,190 I'm sorry to hear that. 47 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,970 Are you telling me because you want my help? 48 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,230 No. 49 00:04:25,770 --> 00:04:27,430 Oh, I think you are. 50 00:04:29,609 --> 00:04:30,950 Jake. Come on. 51 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,170 I know that's why you're asking. 52 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:38,550 I don't know. 53 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,350 You're the one who keeps bringing it up. Come on. 54 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:43,950 Oh, God, it's been a really long time. I know. 55 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:45,730 I could fix that. 56 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,150 Girls keep talking. 57 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:49,410 I told you I had skills, right? 58 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:53,350 Apparently, and I saw the check. 59 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:56,030 I mean, they're not paying me for nothing, right? 60 00:04:58,670 --> 00:04:59,449 I guess so. 61 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,550 Don't be so shy now. 62 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:10,430 I know you are. 63 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:12,610 I do. 64 00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:18,170 I am married, though. Come on. He's a fucking dick. Come on. 65 00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:21,370 He's not here now, is he? He's never fucking here. 66 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,970 He doesn't even know he's missing. 67 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Tell me that doesn't feel good. 68 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,480 Oh, fuck. 69 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,200 Maybe. 70 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:44,420 Maybe. 71 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,600 Oh, 72 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:50,620 fuck. 73 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:54,560 See, you do want it, don't you? 74 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:59,760 I... Oh, shit. 75 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,340 Take these off. 76 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:05,670 I really should have him on the couch. 77 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:12,250 You want to 78 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:23,410 see 79 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:24,750 what all the neighbors are talking about? 80 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:27,590 Yeah, just a little bit, maybe. 81 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:31,570 I mean, why should they have all the fucking fun right now? 82 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,650 Oh, I don't know what my dad is thinking. 83 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,030 Oh, fuck. 84 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:49,630 I don't know how he can keep his hands off me. 85 00:06:57,430 --> 00:06:58,790 Don't worry, I won't charge you. 86 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:01,470 I feel it here for free. 87 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,630 Hold on, my dad thinks that's how I start it. 88 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:09,950 You have some more chores. 89 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:45,590 Thank you. 90 00:08:32,530 --> 00:08:35,030 Yeah, I really do. 91 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:36,669 I really do want it. 92 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:38,909 God, I fucking want it bad. 93 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:42,750 I just want to know what it feels like. It's been so fucking long. 94 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:44,590 Jesus. 95 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,209 that fucking clip. 96 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,070 I need a special fucking trainer. 97 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:46,950 I want to have all those skills. 98 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:28,290 From that day forward, every time Jake went off to work, I felt a sense of 99 00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:32,030 knowing that he wasn't just looking out for our neighborhood. 100 00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:37,410 He was looking out for me, his stepmother, as well. 101 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,570 See, I knew you needed that.